Relaxation Tests

About those "stress" tests...turns out they're not so stressful. From the New York Times:

Regulators say all 19 banks undergoing the exams will pass them. Indeed, they say this is a test that a bank simply will not fail: if the examiners determine that a bank needs “exceptional assistance,” the government, that is, taxpayers, will provide it.

This is beyond farcical. If banks cannot fail the stress test by definition, then it is not a stress test. The notion that banks can both require "exceptional assistance" and "pass" their stress test is so absurd that it boggles the mind that anyone will fall for this. But, of course, some investors and talking heads (read: CNBC) will go bonkers when they see the headlines that the banks all passed, and they will pour into financials. Eventually, once writedowns continue to exceed puffed up earnings, even the slowest investors will realize that the banks are a bad bet. At that point, it will become apparent what an enormous waste of time this entire stress test exercise has been.

The saddest part is that the stress tests could have been the first step in a viable banking rescue. If Geithner had honestly assessed the banks' books and put hopelessly insolvent banks into receivership, there would be justified public confidence in the remaining banks. This is what FDR's banking holiday accomplished during the Great Depression. Unfortunately, Geithner seems to think that the minimal appearance of transparency and accountability is a good substitute for actual transparency and accountability. He is badly mistaken.

Pretending insolvent banks are healthy, pouring endless subsidies into them to prop zombie institutions up - it's all so Japanese. Weren't we supposed to have learned from their lost decade? And with each dollar siphoned off to Wall Street, Obama is throwing his presidency away...Maybe Obama and his political advisers will wake up and realize that flirting with economic stagnation is not a path to electoral success. We can only hope that they finally admit what an unmitigated disaster Geithner has been, and undo this mistake.